It's Midnight and the cat's howling again

[cuda]

Cat: *HOWLS RIGHT BESIDE THE BED*
Me: *jumps and looks down*
Cat: *HOWLS AGAIN AROUND HIS KITTY RETRIEVER ROLL*
Me: ...Is that what you want? You want to play?
Cat: *drops retriever roll, stares pointedly*
Me: *takes kitty retriever roll, tosses it down the hall*
Cat: *stares at retriever roll* ... *stares at me*
Me: Aren't you going to go get it?
Cat: ...
Me: Then why the hell did you do that?
Cat: ...
Me: Ugh, fail.